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Porn products: Monroe - Tantaly

Are you one of those folks who woke up next to their hyper realistic torso sex doll one morning and thought to yourself, “Hmmm, I think it may be time for more curves…,” then great news is coming your way from the trusty synthetic companion merchants at Tantaly in the shape of Monroe, the doll for those who prefer some cushion to their pushin’. Like her Hollywood Golden Age namesake Marilyn, Monroe tapers above and below a flat, athletic tummy and thin waist into a scale of sultry buoyancy that would satisfy anyone’s most pneumatic secret longings.

A sex doll for the Kim Kardashian era, Monroe is Tantaly’s crown jewel in terms of sheer bodaciousness — “if you're looking for the biggest of all, Monroe is the one for you,” said a rep.

Your new bosom buddy comes equipped with Tantaly's upgraded soft gel breasts tech “Tantabosom,” the product of countless hours spent by chemical scientists studying how to replicate the feel and elasticity of human fat. Topped by constantly erect nipples, Monroe’s breasts react to touch with a suppleness that could make Russ Meyer rise from his grave at the Stockton Rural Cemetery in San Joaquin County, California, and get working on a brand-new, 21st century Bosomania feature film. Monroe is made of TPE, which affords maximum squeezability. Although optimized, according to the Tantaly rep for “perfect spooning and daily pinching,” she also offers the usual penetrative delights of this kind of erotic aid.

“The tunnels of Monroe consist of a series of narrow chambers made up of pleasure rings, gripping nubs and ultra-tight passageways,” the rep rhapsodized, before warning penis-having users to use water-based lubricants, especially if circumcised.

Within Tantaly’s line, Monroe is curvier and taller than Badd Angel, and a definite size upgrade from Britney — which we glowingly reviewed a few months ago. Only Aurora features a longer torso, although she is far narrower and svelte. With longer thighs and upper legs than Britney, Monroe can be adjusted in multiple positions to the desired curvature. “You can bend the spine back to push the ass up further for doggystyle, or push the spine forward for enjoyable missionary,” the rep noted. And while Marilyn may have convinced the world that gentlemen prefer blondes, headless Monroe can be any shade of sexy you can imagine. A pro-level storage box is included to discreetly stow your companion away when needed. Monroe retails at almost $1,000, making it a rewarding investment only for very serious doll enthusiasts.

Porn products: Plug and Play - Satisfyer

Satisfyer’s Plug and Play is a fantastic addition to your intimate repertoire, whether enjoyed with a partner or solo. For those new to anal play, starting with a more straightforward plug might be advisable, as the Plug and Play's advanced features could be overwhelming initially. However, once acquainted, its versatility and performance are truly exceptional. This toy boasts many impressive features to enhance your pleasure, including its flexible shape, allowing for effortless movement during use. With 12 vibration settings tailored for sensual anal stimulation, it caters to a variety of preferences.

Furthermore, its whisper mode ensures discreet enjoyment without distraction from noise. Practicality is also a priority, as the toy is easy to clean, thanks to its body-safe soft silicone material, which enhances comfort during use. The thoughtfully designed packaging features a hygienic seal and illustrated instructions upon opening, guiding users on solo and partnered play. An exciting aspect is its compatibility with the Satisfyer app, which offers the option for personalized experiences. It can also be operated manually for convenience. The Plug and Play will elevate your intimate experiences to new heights.